February 2012
331 posts
All of this laud isn't good for my ego, y'all!
Nonetheless, thank you to everyone who has reblogged or liked that photo of me. It definitely provides me with a boost of self-confidence!
Person: What happened to your arm?
Me: ...
Me: it was my cat.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person: Your cat can spell 'worthless'?
Good morning to all of my followers, old and new.
I hope that you all have a wonderful day!
Anonymous asked: Top or bottom? Are you quiet or loud during sex? Cut or uncut? Favorite position?
I'm going to bed, everybody!
I have a decently long day ahead of me tomorrow, so I best get my rest. Good night, everybody!
bigbadbroseidon asked: Also, FMA Time! You have the chance to gain ultimate knowledge, but you must give up something dear to you to obtain it. Do you seek The Truth, and what do you give up in the pursuit?
Anonymous asked: how many guys have you had sex with? how old were you when you lost your virginity? have you been with a girl?
7 tags
beardybabble asked: What's your favorite novel of all time?
A Lose-Lose situation.
minorfour:
Pronounce a non-English word with the proper accent and pronunciation and sound like a pretentious twat.
Or pronounce it like a full-on foreigner with whatever the fuck accent you want and sound like an ignorant jackass.
*sigh*
^^
I think people think, "Oh, well isn't someone...
when I use applicable Spanish and French idioms when I’m speaking English.
Identity Crisis:
New York Yankees decal on car
License plate says “NJGRLS”
Pennsylvania license plate
I was speaking with my friend today, and I said,...
Trilingual People Problems
Anonymous asked: Could you show us your sexy body please :P
1 tag
Girls and boys:
Your mommy lied to you. You will probably never be a prince or a princess.
I’m sorry to have to break the news to you this way. I’m here if you need a shoulder to cry on.
3 tags
La móvil que uso tiene una función del diccionario bilingüe. Entonces, yo can write en English o español sin changing entre de los two dictionaries. ¡Que awesome!
gaybydesign asked: This isn't really TMI or anything, but just curious: What is your favorite music/musician?
I will be taking TMI Tuesday questions! →
Have you ever been driving and all of a sudden you...
“Adele knows exactly how I feel! Her songs are so applicable to my love life.”
– every 13-year-old girl who broke up with her boyfriend after two weeks
LIGHTS is going to be playing so close to me!!!!
I’m so excited!!!
I know some people who make things when they're...
Expectations: "I was bored, so I designed and built this car that can travel without the need of fuel or electricity; it uses the outside air to power the car."
Reality: "I sat on my ass, ate potato chips, and watched television. Re-runs of of 'Full House' are on."
Anonymous asked: Are you a top, bottom, or versatile? Whatever you are, you are one sexy cub!
I silently classify straight men into gay male...
i.e. bear, cub, twink, et cetera
Anonymous asked: If you lived in the west coast, I'd probably ask you out. You're just too cute.
Whenever I am intoxicated on any level, my British...
I approve of this.
Me: So, do you visit my town often?
Darren Criss: You kidnapped me.
Reasons I Like Penis:
1. I like cock.
harry potter wins best foreign language film
Breaking Oscars News:
Although she has never acted in a film nor was she nominated, Adele sweeps the Academy Awards.
They should have just let Fassbender's penis host...
AW YEAH OSCARS.
lifeintheafterglow:
The gay Super Bowl.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any siblings?
